*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*
It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame
Nichole. 25. INTJ. NEPA. Thespian Lesbian. There is a link to my secondary band blog; go check it out.
if you got a harry potter tattoo and regret it now...well im sorry but that ones on you
david attenborough:[to dramatic orchestral score] this is the biggest north-facing sandstone incline in the World… and there is a very special Bug who lives here
me: wow
Y’all I wanna be that super fit and rugged flannel butch that nobody wants to fuck with but everyone wants to fuck.

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)