Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

when people take silly little online polls on tumblr dot com too seriously

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[faggotrevenge]

gerard way- rocksound interview (date unknown)||eminem- just lose it (2004)

[badsville]

[whathuhwhat111111]

cyndago- blonde boyz (2015)

[starpineninja]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[cryptotheism]

Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."

[cryptotheism]

It's so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go "You're right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids."

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[moniquill]

Solidarity

[snazzymolasses]

For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.

This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.

Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.

This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[auntymurda]

You gotta make peace with being on bad terms with people you still care about, and also make peace with situations where you knew you did no wrong but was painted as the bad guy anyway. Shit hurts, but it’s life

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[mon3trs]

a sports bra is lingerie to the educated mind

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[anxeious]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[sacred-portal]

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[planetquest]

im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this

[Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But I Sure Am.]

[sunshinedownonme]